illea:
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
zealotarchaeologist:
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
relatablefangirl:
poking-roger-waters-penis:
freddies-beautiful-smile:
freddies-beautiful-smile:
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
worcaholics:
judgementdays:
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
Anonymous Asked:
you are beautiful, i hope you had/have a good day :) umm wow that’s adorable thank you, you too :’)
snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
orbitingghosts:
STILL LOVE TIHS COMIC
docgelegentlich:
snowybean1234:
turntechgoddamnit:
toastradamus:
pizzaforpresident:
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.
geekingermany:
I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
hummelberry:
hummelberry:
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
cumber-bitches:
“well that’s not going to get me many notes!”
“I don’t care.”
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